11 October 2006

Davo, Fo Shizzle

Find out everything you (n)ever wanted to know about potential Socceroo and current Brondby striker David Williams as he goes all My Space-y on us.

Cheers to "Socceroo_06" on the Melbourne Victory boards for drawing attention to this obscurity. (So, don't blame me!)

Trying to imagine . . . five or six years from now, Williams blogging about the road to the World Cup, his high school chums utilising as many phrases as possible from the Urban Dictionary to describe his form, Kaz Patafta getting crazily jealous and opening a vanity home page, Guus Hiddink laying down the law: "Thou shalt not promote thy presence through online or other agencies disconnected from the FFA lest thy name be Kewell".

Jeepers!

Reminds me that Mark Schwarzer used to maintain a personal site, as did Tranmere's Shane Sherriff when he played in Denmark, both of which, from memory, contained quite reflective, considered, and even -- gasp -- grammatically accurate writing! Tellingly, neither of these seem to be functional anymore. It does seem sort of counter productive for a reasonably well known professional sportsperson to share their thoughts via a free-for-all means, when selling over-priced, ghost-written autobiographies after retirement is very much the viable game plan, especially for those extrovert personalities with a collection of untold humorous and sordid stories ready to unleash on unsuspecting sports journalists, public librarians and ABC Shop consumers. I wonder if "Ned Zelic: Doing It Without Me" and "So Sexy, It Hurts: The Mark Bosnich Story" are on the publication horizon?

3 comments:

Hamish Alcorn said...

Oh my God that is cheesy. Thanks (cough) for the link James. Ok, I'll accept that it's not your fault.

Can anyone confirm or otherwise whether it was really Troy Halpin who commented on The Round Ball Analyst on February 14th?

Anonymous said...

Dave has made his profile private since the link had been posted on the web, so i guess we won't be seeing his thoughts before the next world cup :)

Anonymous said...

Hi
I recently recieved an email from a former team mate who had noticed your comments on a story from The Round Ball Analyst. I have also now checked this article and can confirm that it certainly was not myself that made the comment on his story. I dont usual comment on peoples opinions but wanted to set the record straight that it wasnt me.
Regards
Troy Halpin..